A year older and wiser! :) happy 26!

I love februrary..and I am most partial to anyone who celebrates their b’day’s ,anniversaries and anything special in this month. There is something romantic and magical that leaves one yearning for more. Less no of working days, the last of the cold winter days, Valentine’s day, mommy’s b’day and my b’day too! 🙂 Ha! now you know the special affinity to this month? Best time to get two gift for special occasions this month! 😀

Last week I turned 26 :)!phew.. I can still go down memory lane and recollect my 16th b’day jokes apart.. time sure has flow by.. I am now ten years older from that day and like everyone else around me I am hoping I have become a bit wiser too, I am sure if you ask my mom she would say I still do the same things that i did when I was 16!:P

Compared to last year’s b’day ( being the 1st after the wedding) this one was quiet with a heart-shaped chocolates, cake to office, dinner at a rooftop restaurant and the best of it all the trip to the North of India ( post on it to follow soon) 😀 where all I did was shop, eat, travel and make loads of memories. 🙂

my heart shaped chocolates 🙂

So as i blew out the candles on each of those cakes( 3 of them i had) I made a few chotti si wishes to bring me good luck, happiness, loads of money so that i can travel, shop and holiday at some of the best places and celebrate many more b’days with darling hubby and loved ones!

The point of this post.. really don’t know.. maybe to show off the three b’day cakes and the heart-shaped chocolates 🙂 or just a small note to self that I had a wonderful b’day! 😀

the b'day cake sent by hubby 😀

The 3rd cake for the day @ dinner 🙂

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Morning Cheer

With laughter being touted as the most inexpensive, economical, and not recession hit commodity i have found myself a new hobby..tryin to spread a smile..which some1 passes on to me thru my early morning ‘very entertaining forwards’..read them (as very sidey).

These forwards are something that i look forward to..only coz however sidey they r they make me smile…the best part is they vary very day..from sardarji jokes to marriage, to alcohol to relationships, santa banta jokes dreams, hopes ..the topics are pretty interesting…they can vary from the corniest of jokes to some really good ones which are jus mind-blowing! 😀

Today after reading one of the forwards a poor tortured recipient of the same msged me back ( refer joke below) saying… ” why why why??why dnt u jus buy a gun & shoot me or btr still, buy a lion and simbly ‘shoo’ it on me!! ( sorry dude this reply jus made me smile)so thought i’d put it up…

so for all of u wondering wat these forwards of mine are..here is a sample..and incase any of u wanna subscribe to my morning cheer pls leave a comment or jus msg me..and i’ll add u to my list!

“Sardar & his wife were on a African Safari when a lion suddenly dragged sardar’s wife with his jaws
wife:Shoot it!shoot it!
Sardar: Wait Wait..let me take out my camera 😀

A husband is like a split air conditioner..no matter how loud he may be outside his home, he has to remain silent inside!! 😉

This is a deadly one! no offence to the women though:

According to a recent research Alcohol is said to contain female hormones in it :men who drink tend to put on weight, become emotional, talk a lot and end up in fights unnecessarily! 😉

Q-how do u know when a man is going to say something intelligent?
A- When he starts his sentence with-my wife told me 😉

Please work hard and keep your boss in good humour as from today onwards ge can legally take ur ass..no sec 377 protection…its nt crime now 😉

Shiney Headbangers:
1. Shiney’s favourite movie:
Maid in India
2. Heights of recession:
Raping his maid
3. Shiney’s new name: Slimey Ahuja
4.Shiney’s sexuality:
Bai-Sexuality
5. Shiney’s Fav City:
Mum-Bai
6. Shiney’s fav area:
Bai-ko-la
7. Shiney’s fav vehical:
Bai Cycle
Shieny’s fav cricket stroke:
Leg-Bai
9. Shiney’s Fav Dialogue:
Bai God!! 😉

What’s common between a beautifu, faithful, brilliant, educated, homely, understanding, loving wife & Osama Bin Laden?
Both cant be found! 😉

Why did the sardar disconnect his door bell?
Becoz he wanted to win the NO-Bell Prize

A virus deadlier than H1NI1 attacks married men, effecting mobility, speech, stress, high BP & rage. No cure in sight & stays forever- It’s called B1W1
Wife: If I sleep with your most loving friend, what would be the first thought that would come to your mind?
Smart Husband:That you are a lesbian 😉

Which was the biggest sex change operation done in India?
Ans: In Mumbai..Queen Victoria terminus became Chhatrapati Sivaji Terminus 😉

Wives are funny creatures.
They don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks
And then they want to kill the woman who does.

This week is Breast Awareness Week.
Spread the slogan …….
“We stare because we care!”

This is jus the beginning..more to follow till then happy reading!