Knockin’ on Heaven’s Doors

Dear Someone up there,

Hi! I hope all is well with you! I am sure you are extremely busy answering requests, filing requests for future reference, keeping track of the good deeds and the bad ones and making sure Karma becomes a bitch if one is bad!:(

Well in-between your busy schedule I would bring some of the things that I think u need to look into, most of it is drastically wrong and I can’t take it any longer..and would like to highlight the key issues:

# I am bored with my 9-6 routine, the mind has become the devil’s workshop and all I hear is the clutter that he does inside my head prompting me to run away and never come back. I don’t like the fact that I have to sit at my desk stare at my screen and do work that has become less of using my brain and more of something that I am forced to do to kill time. I was wondering if you would be kind enough to use your wonderful negotiating skills and get me one of those fancy jobs on TLC or the likes where all I have to do is to look good, eat, have fun and never worry about anything eva!

# I am extremely irritated with the kind of people in my life! either they are just plain ignorant about how irritating they are or think it’s an art which needs to be practised to perfection. When I learn the skills to deal with the irritating ones you send me sarcastic ones for whom at some points in time I have no retort for. God! please don’t be partial while giving skill sets such as these you see even I need them.. I don’t have too much hair left on my head you see, a few smart answers from my end would shut them up and save my already receding hairline! . Request you to kindly minimize my interaction with people like these either ways my patience level is not increasing ūüôā

# Why.. and I ask you again why is it that some people don’t gain weight, look drop dead gorgeous even woken up from their sleep?? Is it nt unfair that I can’t eat my favourite things without worrying abt those extra calories the new set of tee-shirts that would look horrendous if I gained an extra few pounds.. or that someone would b scared out of their skull if they saw me in the morning?! I demand that you give these people all a few bad hair days, a few extra pounds( u can take them from me) so that I am less tortured while in their company.

# Why is it that you haven given me some super power so that I can get into my fancy superwoman costume;pack up the bad guys(annoying people) with a few punches and send them to outer space where they will all have only each other for company and not sweet innocent souls like us. Please the give me powers soon there are some people who are unaware of the free trip they are going to win to space!

I can only think of just these many for the time being, ah! but then you know there are many more things I want to rant about but thought lets just start with a few for now. I know I have been a little slack on my daily prayers and stuff and i assure I’ll make mends.. but then here is this little girl wanting a response from u and urgent closure/ granting of certain things on the list.
P.S. also note, while granting of wishes/solving problems pls to do it with sound effects like probably thunder and lightning,coconut falling on annoying persons head etc.. sometimes I tend to miss the signs! ūüôā
Love & loads of prayers,
Me!

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Rapunzel..Rapunzel let down thy hair……

{ver since i¬†remember i¬†have had this weird fascination to anyone who had long hair and THAT just turned into an obsession! Rapunzel used to be my fav¬†fairytale and still continues to be.. for i imagine myself sitting my the window & throwing down my hair for prince charming! sigh* ūüėÄ ¬†

Mom was always particular that i¬†would be allowed to grow my hair only when she was confident i¬†could manage it..but then had to agree all ‘coz i¬†started learning dance and my dance master was insistent¬†that we needed long hair and there began my journey…. Ever other girl who came my way with long hair was surely headed for trouble..little did they know¬†that this kid wasn’t as sweet as she seems ..voila!! for i¬†would be trying out all possible hairstyles on their hair! =D i¬†lived in a world of fantasy & hence assumed that my hair would grow overnight and was very disappointed when it didn’t!! Imagine my parents got me false hair out of sheer frustration so that i¬†would stop chasing guests away!! ūüėČ as time went by with growing my hair the routine the taking care of it also began..weekends were apart from homework time for hair care management¬†yes in simple terms hot oil massage, home-made¬†concoction that included a whole lot of things n eggs..a long shower and later shampooing = long beautiful soft hair … i¬†have never really bothered about my hair coz mom was always there to take care of it… Realisation dawned only after i¬†left home in pursuit of higher education the value of mt tresses hit me hard..the chennai the water killed my hair, i¬†never really did any of the things moma¬†did to my hair, grew my hair wild n long..and always tied it up jus coz it would go mad and i¬†never knew how to style my hair…and kept it hidden however¬†n whenever possible! Many long years have passed and it still hurts when i¬†cut my hair..always feel like i¬†m self inflicting pain on my self when i¬†cut of my lovely locks…its only nw that i¬†have attempted¬†step cuts , razor cuts and more recently i have cut off most of my hair and have a side fringe… ¬†Despite all this i¬†could still scream anytime of the day and especially when i¬†have to go for a function that i¬†hate having such long tresses which still behaves¬†badly, completely becomes unruly and gives me a tough time! ūüė¶ I am up for the biggest challenge this week after the haircut..i have to attend a friend’s sangeet¬†& then wedding on sat & sun…n i have everythind¬†set except my hair! But then i comsole¬†my self and say…hum honge kamiyab..hum honge kamiyab ek¬†din with the hairdry & the hair straightener! =)