Knockin’ on Heaven’s Doors

Dear Someone up there,

Hi! I hope all is well with you! I am sure you are extremely busy answering requests, filing requests for future reference, keeping track of the good deeds and the bad ones and making sure Karma becomes a bitch if one is bad!:(

Well in-between your busy schedule I would bring some of the things that I think u need to look into, most of it is drastically wrong and I can’t take it any longer..and would like to highlight the key issues:

# I am bored with my 9-6 routine, the mind has become the devil’s workshop and all I hear is the clutter that he does inside my head prompting me to run away and never come back. I don’t like the fact that I have to sit at my desk stare at my screen and do work that has become less of using my brain and more of something that I am forced to do to kill time. I was wondering if you would be kind enough to use your wonderful negotiating skills and get me one of those fancy jobs on TLC or the likes where all I have to do is to look good, eat, have fun and never worry about anything eva!

# I am extremely irritated with the kind of people in my life! either they are just plain ignorant about how irritating they are or think it’s an art which needs to be practised to perfection. When I learn the skills to deal with the irritating ones you send me sarcastic ones for whom at some points in time I have no retort for. God! please don’t be partial while giving skill sets such as these you see even I need them.. I don’t have too much hair left on my head you see, a few smart answers from my end would shut them up and save my already receding hairline! . Request you to kindly minimize my interaction with people like these either ways my patience level is not increasing 🙂

# Why.. and I ask you again why is it that some people don’t gain weight, look drop dead gorgeous even woken up from their sleep?? Is it nt unfair that I can’t eat my favourite things without worrying abt those extra calories the new set of tee-shirts that would look horrendous if I gained an extra few pounds.. or that someone would b scared out of their skull if they saw me in the morning?! I demand that you give these people all a few bad hair days, a few extra pounds( u can take them from me) so that I am less tortured while in their company.

# Why is it that you haven given me some super power so that I can get into my fancy superwoman costume;pack up the bad guys(annoying people) with a few punches and send them to outer space where they will all have only each other for company and not sweet innocent souls like us. Please the give me powers soon there are some people who are unaware of the free trip they are going to win to space!

I can only think of just these many for the time being, ah! but then you know there are many more things I want to rant about but thought lets just start with a few for now. I know I have been a little slack on my daily prayers and stuff and i assure I’ll make mends.. but then here is this little girl wanting a response from u and urgent closure/ granting of certain things on the list.
P.S. also note, while granting of wishes/solving problems pls to do it with sound effects like probably thunder and lightning,coconut falling on annoying persons head etc.. sometimes I tend to miss the signs! 🙂
Love & loads of prayers,
Me!

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6 thoughts on “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Doors

  1. ROFL!

    Am sure this is one letter that can’t be ignored 😉
    Agree with you on ALL those except the one with food…in fact, i just dont care how i look — aslong as i can eat what i like and wear what i want, i’m happy 😀

  2. Hey dear this post reminds me of Bruce Almighty:D.

    I am sure there are times and people who you just wish were never existing, but then its all planned. Right from the day you were conceived. Well I feel the same many a times and you know what I do, think of all the good things that has happened to me. And yes it is v important to have conversatios with God 🙂 I believe that GOd has plans and everything happens for a reason. Works for me almost 90% of the times…
    But I am sure God is reading your letter(s) and will soon give you a sign….What if the coconut falls on my head 😛 We have a coconut tree right outside our flat 😛
    Love u 🙂

    • @val: hehe.. thank u..:D yup i knw everything happens as planned by that someone up there 🙂 and most of the days what gets me thru! and ya if by chance it falls on ur head( which i hope it doesn’t) then some small wish of mine is being granted 😛

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